What a waste…
So, I have been seeing this guy (who I will call mac&cheese) for a couple of weeks and last night we just sort of ended up having sex… not planned at all. Now I will be honest and say that the reason I hung out with him last night was because I needed some physical interaction but in no way shape of from did I think it was going to turn into sex.
We watched the movie Hot Fuzz together and that was fun and I was juicing a little at the physical closeness… After the movie we talked a little and then started to kiss. Lets just say that Mac&cheese is not the best kisser in the world… a little to much saliva for my taste but I like kissing so I wanted to continue and I was getting hotter by the second. It progressed until he finally suggested that we go into the bedroom and when I got up I discovered that I had become so wet that my jeans were actually damp, damn…
I am not really going to go into detail because I don’t think that it was that scintillating of an event. It turns out Mac&cheese is somewhat of a selfish lover… very disappointing. Not only did he not make sure that I came but he didn’t return the favor of going down. After mac&cheese had his happy ending we both got dressed, drank some water and I left (because he had to get up uber early the next morning and well I didn’t exactly want to stay around) went home and gave myself my own happy ending (thank you trusty vibrator and active imagination).
I have no qualms about going down. In fact I enjoy giving pleasure to the man I am having sex with but if you don’t give a shit about what your partner needs then you are a sad person indeed. Lets just say that I think I will avoid having sex with him again.
He definitely failed to live up to my first sexual experience with PB&J (don’t ask why I have chosen these nicknames.. I just like them 
. PB&J was not a selfish lover. In fact he made sure that I came before he did and he went down on me and never once asked or motioned for me to go down on him but I did because I wanted to. Too bad PB&J isn’t around because I could really use the company.
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